Terms of Service & Editorial Guidelines

1. Nature of the Website (Satire & Parody)

ThisPersonShouldntExist.com is an entertainment and comedic publication. All historical profiles, personality archetype classifications, and interactive features (including the Voodoo Doll workshop) are designed strictly as satire, hyperbole, and social commentary. Nothing on this website constitutes defamation, incitement to violence, or genuine metaphysical malevolence.

2. Prohibited User Submissions & Anti-Harassment Policy

While we celebrate creative venting about universally recognized archetypes, our platform strictly prohibits:

• Doxxing or revealing personally identifiable information (PII) of living private citizens (full legal names, home addresses, phone numbers, personal email addresses, or specific workplace identification).
• Hate speech, bigotry, discriminatory slurs, or harassment targeting race, ethnicity, religion, disability, gender, or sexual orientation.
• Threats of genuine physical violence or illegal activities.

Any user submissions that violate these conditions will be rejected by our review panel.

3. Intellectual Property & Fair Use

Historical accounts, biographical facts, and publicly documented quotes belong to the public domain. Original comedic descriptions, illustrations, SVG assets, and software implementations are the intellectual property of ThisPersonShouldntExist.com.

4. Disclaimers & Limitation of Liability

The website and its interactive tools are provided on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" basis without warranties of any kind. In no event shall the authors, operators, or contributors be held liable for any damages resulting from the use or inability to use the site, or from any harmless hexes (such as lukewarm coffee or lost car keys) occurring in everyday life.

5. Advertising & Third-Party Services

This website partners with advertising networks, including Google AdSense. Third-party vendors may use cookies to serve ads based on prior visits. Please consult our Privacy Policy for full disclosures on cookie usage and opt-out mechanisms.

6. Contact and Inquiries

For legal inquiries, copyright claims, or editorial matters, please contact us at legal@thispersonshouldntexist.com or via our Contact Page.